Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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