Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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