Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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