I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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