he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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