tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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