yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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