There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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