I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You are a genius and a whore.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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