the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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