so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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