For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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