FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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