have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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