is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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