? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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