i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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