He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
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I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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