I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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