have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
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She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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