Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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