I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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