Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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