i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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