Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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