i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
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And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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