Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
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I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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