terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize