There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
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Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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