Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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