just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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