ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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