but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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