And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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