I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
