Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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