i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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