whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
We don't watch enough power rangers
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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