:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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