This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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