yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
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Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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