Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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