matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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