I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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