quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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