I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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