Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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