gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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