Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Randomize
