He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
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I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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