On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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