it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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