the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
it's like heaven, but drunker
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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