I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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