Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
